Church Bulletins Bloopers

The Ladies Mission Team will sponsor a Christmas Arts and Crap Sale
the Saturday before Thanksgiving.

Our Mission trip to Mexico will is specifically designed to reach
Hispanics.

Anyone who submitted their own photos for the church directory may
pick them up in the office. If you would like them nailed to you
please contact the secretary.

The Ladies Weight Loss Class will be holding a food drive for the
church pantry next month.

The youth group has a couple of students who need assistance with
homework. We have a special need for a volunteer Math tudor.

We will be serving a meal for the homeless at the Cooperative
Ministries Outreach Center. There is a poster is in the narthex
where you may sign up to be a sewer for the meal or bring food items.

The fitness center wellness program provides a condominium of care
that has been beneficial to several of our seniors.

The paving company says they should be here to stripe the back
parking lot Wednesday. Therefore, there will be no puking on the
back lot during Wednesday night’s activities. Trustees will be on
duty to see that this is enforced.

The Thursday evening Bible Study Group will be working on Jobs during
January and February.

The singing in the park will be a wonderful opportunity to praise the
Lord in the great outdoors. Dress is casual. No shorts or Jeans.

The Senior’s Fitness Group has found that dedication and constipation
are the key to any successful exercise routine. For information
joining the group please contact the office.

Our readings Sunday illustrate one of the main problems with
venison. What each person internalizes from a vision is often
filtered and shaped by their fears, prejudices, expectations and
desires.

Today’s Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your
fear III. Displace your rear

We will be taking an important vote on the building program during
the business meeting Sunday night. Please join the leadership team
in prayer and fisting as we make this important decision.

Don’t forget that we’ll be welcoming visitors to our community by
manning the festival hospital tent this weekend.

MEMBERS AND GUESTS: Please sign an attendance sheet and place it in
the collection plate. Deacons will be looking for abscesses that
might need a call. If you are going to be gone on vacation, please
indicate when you will be gone so the Deacons will not call you.

More and more churches across Canada are starting Healing Touch
groups and more and more congregations have what is called “Parish
Nurses”…individuals on staff who look after the pastoral health and
healing of the congregation. At our recent Council meeting a
staffing needs assessment process was announced. What staff are
required to fulfill the ministry of St. Andrew’s? Perhaps in view of
our aging congregation we should consider a perish nurse. —-Donna
Betts, St. Andrew’s United Church, Calgary, Alberta

The Wednesday night fellowship dinner is $3 per person for adults, $2
for children under 12. Serving starts at 6:00 p.m. This week’s meal
will feature sweatish meatballs.

Our piano player was ill and unable to attend worship service. The
pastor announced we would all be singing “Acapulco”.

I want to thank all of you for your prayers and concern for me during
my resent health problems.

Following Steve’s concert we will take up a love offering. Many of
you will remember Steve’s parents who were in mucus ministry here
some years ago.

We need volunteers for the food pantry. Please join us at 9:00 a.m.
Saturday. We’ll be gagging groceries for distribution.

KDVGC is offering anyone who plays in the church golf outing August
22nd a coupon for a round at half price during September. You will
also get a free child under 12 for September.

The Acteens will be setting up a tutoring program to help younger
students from the neighborhood. The school family resources center
says the youngsters have a number of larning problems.